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Monday, March 19, 2007Rant #0001" In the darkness of the night, the silence is deafening "  
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Sunday, March 11, 2007Bukkake Udon - wtf?I'm back ma bitches! Anyhow, when I was surfing for a good recipe for dry pan mee, I came across this recipe for "Bukkake" Udon. "You may put various toppings, such as boiled eggs, boiled meat, boiled vegetables, and so on." When naming things .. don't they realise I wonder if she will like it. Hahaha, anyhow, if you want to make your very own Bukkake Udon, head on to this link. Let me know if you have tried it since there is no way in hell I'm eating bukkake. =P
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Thursday, November 30, 2006Children of MenI haven’t been blogging for a while now. It’s not that I’m busy, I guess it’s just there doesn’t seem to be much for me to write about! Which means my life is now awfully boring. Ah well. I don’t usually do movie reviews here, but I’ll make an exception this time. I’m reviewing the movie “Children of Men”. Since the title has 3 words, I’m going to write my review using three words; “Absolutely fucking brilliant”. So there, go watch it. I’m really feeling this movie deserves at least an Oscar nomination, since I can’t think of many good movies I’ve seen this year. It’s a pretty crap year for movies now isn’t it? If anyone thinks there is another movie that deserves an Oscar apart from Children of Men, let me know. I need to go see it. ** Update – I’ve just surfed through a few “Oscar prediction” sites, and none of them listen Children of Men to be a front runner! The outrage! However, to be honest I haven’t seen most of the other movies that are tipped to win Best Picture (apart from The Departed, which I thought was just so so). My excuse is that most of the movies aren’t even showing here in NZ yet! Damn you NZ cinemas! **
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006Things that grind my gears: “Everyone else is doing it!”I really hate people who justify their wrongdoings by saying “Well, everyone else is doing it, why not punish them first?” Look, it does not matter how many people are doing it, it is still wrong! There are many people that wear white socks with black shoes, but it still doesn’t make that cool now does it? A few years ago, I went to the movies and there was this couple sitting right behind me. It was a horror movie, and everytime the music was going to reach a crescendo, the guy would say “Ahhh, hantu nak keluar ni!” (Ohhh, a ghost is coming out!). Thank you genius. If you didn’t make that statement, I would have thought the music meant a commercial break was next. I’m sure it’s because he wanted to impress his girlfriend. The girl would then ask every 5 minutes, “Ehh … tak faham la, apa yang lelaki tu cakap?” (I don’t understand, what did the guy say?). If you are too fucking stupid to understand, don’t fucking watch! So, after 30 minutes of endless crap from the couple, I turned around and said in a polite manner “Excuse me Sir, can you please lower down your voice slightly? It’s disturbing my friends and I from enjoying the show” (In Malay of course) You know what they said next? “Eleh le le le, kerek-nya! Ada banyak orang kat front row tu pun bising, kenapa kamu tak suruh mereka senyap?” (Wow, so arrogant. There are tons of people in the front row making noise, why not ask them to shut up?) I replied that they were in the front row, and I can’t hear them. The couple then said they would shut up when everyone does. I then gave up, not because I was scared, but because I was dumbfucked by their stupidity. How can anyone be so stupid? They did shut up after that however. Unfortunately, this happens too often in real life as well. Malaysians continue to bribe the police because ‘everyone else is doing it’. We still double and triple park because ‘everyone is doing it too’. We still use the emergency lane in a traffic jam, because ‘everyone is doing it too’. Stuff it. We have to realise that “Everyone is doing it too” is a statement, not an excuse. Lastly, I think there should be a rule for the cinemas. Everyone that buys a ticket must show their ID cards and their number entered in the computer. There should be an usher in every theatre to check for fuckwits. There should also be a point system; Talking loudly in the cinema - 30 points Not shutting up after someone asks you to lower your voice - mandatory castration Cell phone rings in the middle of the movie and they quickly turn it off - 10 points Cell phone rings for the second time - 40 points Actually answering your cell phone - death by stoning Constantly kicking the seat in front of you - 30 points Continue kicking after someone asks you to stop - Amputation of both legs There. When someone reaches 100 points, they are banned from the movies for 1 year. Pretty much like a drivers licence. Pretty sweet don’t you think? Let me know if you agree.
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Sunday, October 15, 2006Right to educationI’ve had a recent conversation with several good friends today about a teacher’s role in society. There was a story that came up (it was in Chinese, so I’ll loosely translate it to English) about a guy that interrupted the teacher during a classical English class (classical Chinese in the original story, you get the drift) and asked “Teacher, what is a phallus?” The student was promptly asked to leave the class. Now most of my friends agreed that the student was out of line, except me. I thought the teacher was out of line. Why? I believe in the right to education/information. If someone asks a teacher something remotely related to the class he/she is teaching, I think the teacher has an obligation to answer it. No one agreed with me, which I honestly thought it was odd. I do think that’s what a teacher’s role is: to educate. Even if it is, I admit, rather out of topic, but it is still a valid English question. If the student asked how babies were made in a classical English class, then of course the teacher has a right to ask him/her to ask a bio/sex ed teacher. However, the student simply did not know the meaning of phallus, which is, I believe, related to the English language. We have to get the message across that asking questions is a good thing, and not punish them for it. This does raise an ethical question. For example, if in a Chemistry class someone asks the teacher “I’ve heard you can make a bomb using fertiliser and fuel. How do I make one?” the big question is should the teacher answer or not. In my opinion, the teacher should answer it. If the student asks the question in the first place, he must have put some thought into it and is going to find out somehow. Would you rather he/she learn it from someone else (that might have other motives) or from a responsible person like a teacher (I’m assuming most teachers are ethical, which not all are, but that’s a story for another time). Remember a few years ago (and maybe even now) when people were thinking if teachers should teach sex education in schools? It is the same situation. I rather have my kids learn sex from a teacher (or preferably from me) than from his/her friends/chatroom/internet. At least if the teacher teaches a student how to make a bomb, he/she can tell the student how dangerous it is, and the related implications. If you think that if no one is willing to teach the student, he/she won’t find out, you are very very naïve. You can find almost anything on the internet. Even if you don’t, ask the right people in the right forum and you will get an answer. It probably won’t be good answers, but answers nonetheless. Would you want your child to learn sex from the internet (where men treat women as objects and calling them slut/bitches) or from a teacher/parent (whom hopefully will teach the child that sex is a beautiful thing between two loved ones). Another thing that gets on my nerves. Someone told me “There is no point arguing it with us. Why don’t you become the education minister and change our education system?” I don’t have to be in power to actually care about something. If everyone thinks there is no point in voicing your opinion because you don’t have the power to do something, the world is fucked. Seriously.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006Guide to fake your virginityI’ve recently talked to several people that think most Asian guys mind if their girlfriend/wife isn’t a virgin. I for one don’t really care, but that’s another story. This is my guide for girls that want to fake their virginity. All you need to do, is make sure your guy is a virgin too (if he isn’t, and he wants a virgin girlfriend, shoot him). Then, have sex with him for the first time when you are having your period. Ignorant virgin guy + sees blood = Thinks the girl is a virgin. Let me show you an example: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guy: I think we have been going out long enough for us to take the next step in our relationship. Please tell me you are a virgin, I’ll be heartbroken if you aren’t. (stupid guy) Girl: Oh I am a virgin. But I’m not emotionally prepared now. Let me summon enough courage first. If you love me, you’ll wait for me right? (typical excuse a girl gives a guy, no suspicions) Guy: Of course I love you. I’ll wait for as long as you want. ~.~.~.~.~ Several days pass ~.~.~.~.~.~.~ Girl (having her period): Oh darling. I think I’m finally ready. Take me. Take me now! ~.~.~.~.~~ 2 minutes pass (hey, he is a virgin remember?) ~.~.~.~.~.~.~ Guy: Oh goodness! There is so much blood! Is it supposed to be like this? Girl: Oh, it just means you broke my hymen. I’m a virgin remember? Guy: Oh yeah. So much blood. You must be a SUPER VIRGIN! Girl: ……. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let me know if my guide works.
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Saturday, September 30, 2006Happy Birthday Lynette!Well … as the title suggests, Happy Birthday to my Moosie. Have a good one babes.
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